The AMP HEX the School of Behaviour?

Today the Australian Motorists Party broke my no junk mail rule. As my reader knows I have a standing policy that when candidates or their little helpers pop some junk in my post box, I'll post it and pick on it or them. Alistair Coe & Dave Peebles have both had a turn, now for the AMP .

The front of the 210 mm x 100 mm pamphlet features the 3 lead candidates, from the left we have Denis Walford, David Cumbers & Burl Doble. That's Burl with the exclamation mark balanced on top of his head. Firstly, let me say that making the candidates heads disappear into that disturbing blue background is a master stroke of graphic design.

But even more importantly, that subtle mix of blue, green, black and orange on a white background, which at first burns the retina, does offer something even more enticing for the prospective AMP voter. Seriously, try this experiment. Just look into Burl's eyes for a few moments and then quickly read the policies listed below.

Then quickly look back at the pamphlet, de focus your eyes and look beyond David's gammy front teeth and suddenly you'll see it's actually a picture of a naked Pauline Hanson lying on the bonnet of a hotrod painted like the Australian flag. It might take a few attempts but I'm sure you'll get it eventually.* Here is the AMP policy list. Some of which are actually discussed in more detail here .

Hex fees? Is that something to do with traditional medicine? What the fuck is special interest tourism? them. Alistair Coe & Dave Peebles have both had a turn, now for the AMP . The front of the 210 mm x 100 mm pamphlet features the 3 lead candidates, from the left we have Denis Walford, David Cumbers & Burl Doble.

That's Burl with the exclamation mark balanced on top of his head. Firstly, let me say that making the candidates heads disappear into that disturbing blue background is a master stroke of graphic design. But even more importantly, that subtle mix of blue, green, black and orange on a white background, which at first burns the retina, does offer something even more enticing for the prospective AMP voter.

Seriously, try this experiment. Just look into Burl's eyes for a few moments and then quickly read the policies listed below. Then quickly look back at the pamphlet, de focus your eyes and look beyond David's gammy front teeth and suddenly you'll see it's actually a picture of a naked Pauline Hanson lying on the bonnet of a hotrod painted like the Australian flag.

It might take a few attempts but I'm sure you'll get it eventually.* Here is the AMP policy list. Some of which are actually discussed in more detail here . Hex fees? Is that something to do with traditional medicine? What the fuck is special interest tourism? Does it involve the control of kangaroos or the $500 reward for young drivers? My car has one green panel, can I get a 25% discount on my rego? Is the school of behaviour a new psychology faculty or something to do with special interest tourism? How will you stop traffic jams? Perhaps you'll use a big magic wand and a well written hex? *Didn't see the picture? Well maybe it's only deviants like me who can conjure up an image like that?.

Sun Oct 2008 08:10 (1 month, 1 week ago)